Elden Ring Fans Keep Owning Each Other About Being Maidenless

Imagine: you just crawled out of the ancient ring learning zone. You just killed the first mini-boss, your skin is barely intact. Then from absolutely nowhere, a stranger makes fun of you for not having a girlfriend. At least that’s how many players chose to interpret one of the earliest interactions with NPCs in the ancient rings.

Here is the full line: “You are devoid. A small player who is completely out of touch with the power of the runes.” What NPC Varré actually means, although it’s not immediately clear to the player, is that you need a “Maid” guide that will allow you to turn the runes you pick up into stat gains. But it’s much funnier to imagine that he actually called you in for the game. Ancient ring Saturday night instead of meeting someone nice at the bar. All this interaction is much better if you start playing as a scoundrel, and this is a class in which you start almost naked. Forget girls, Some of these Tarnished don’t even have clothes on.

Do not worry; you will eventually meet the Virgin after finding the three Grace Spots on the surface. But that hasn’t stopped players from using the word “virgin” as a community joke. While just calling someone a “Baby Kid” is understandable, some people have gone even further with memes. One of these meme formats includes Megamind due to a similar meme about not having any girlfriends.

These jokes are more self-deprecating than serious, as anyone currently playing this Souls-like game is probably wasting an absurd amount of time jogging. And I have to admit, it’s adorable to be so thoroughly trolled by a video game. If most video games are fantasies about power, ancient ring the opposite. Not only can you die from the enemy in two hits, but you can also be killed with one shot due to the question of your marital status. This is not a FromSoft game without pain and humiliation.

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Here’s a little tip: whatever you do, do not attack Varre after he calls you a barren one. He attacks you with a bouquet of flowers and remains hostile as you quickly return to the area of ​​interest until you kill him. Quote Kotaku Patricia Hernandez of the EIC, who made the hasty mistake: “I regret my whole life.”

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